MARTIAL ART IS BASED ON DECEPTION , MY FRIEND.
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The young man gets the holy stick from the old antiques shop and on touching it , he gets travelled magically to a …place. And meets The Drunken master Jackie Chan….
Jackie Chan: You are in Danger here…
Young Man : I caan`t understand you…
Jackie Chan: Youuu areee inn Dangerrrr..!!
Young Man : I cannn`t understaaand yoou!
Jackie Chan : That`s because..YOU ARE NNOT LISTENIN…
Young Man : BTW I don’t know where I am. Or How I got here…Who are those guys. Why do they want to kill me…? Whatever you did that was sick…
Jackie Chan :I am Lu Yang. Travelling Scholar. What land you ve come from Monk ?
Young Man : I am not a monk..I am Jason..Jason Tropeketas..from south boston..is this a dream?
Jackie Chan : NO ! Where you came from is the dream….
Through the gate
Of No-gate.
Young Man :What ?Is this a black hole or something?
Jackie Chan : No.It means you are either a zen master..or you carry something very special in your hands..
Young Man :This? This stick ? I got this from the antiques shop…I need to return this stick to its rightful owner. What ?
Jackie Chan : mmm… ! Its long been foretold..there was an old prophecy…that a secret researcher will come..to restore this holy stick to the right person and end the reign of the Jade War Lord.
Young Man : What ? Return the stick to whom?
Jackie Chan : THE MONKEY KING..!!!!…
The Monkey King
~Born of a stone
On the mountain of fruits and flowers (MK`s adi no.1 here..)
But his weapony there (MK`s adi no.2 & 3..)
His teeth become like a fire (MK`s adi no. 4 & 5..)
His stick fighting like a magic (MK`s adi no.6)
He defined the order of the land (MK`s adi no.7)
But
The Jade army could not defeat him
(MK`s adi no.8,9,10,11,12…)
(MK`s adi adi adi adi…..)
The monkey king crushed every soldier ..
With his magical stick he is unbeatable
Well with his disobedience he Travelled
To The Forbidden Kingdom of Jade emperor
To the Five elements mountain
Land of the immortals..
Once every 500 years
The Jade emperor hosts the heavenly gathering
It is here the heavenly ministers
Gather to celebrate the longevity
And drink the Elixir of immortality
Once if this heavenly elixir drunk
Will give everlasting life
Free from mortal sufferings and desires
In to the heavenly gathering of heavenly ministers
The Monkey King crashed
Uninvited !
The jade emperor was fascinated by the Monkey king
But the Jade warlord was not amused.
The Jade war lord , the army guide demanded
And the Monkey king bowed down to it
(in his own naughty style)
And said “Okieeee…??”
Soldiers come to stop him….(adi no.13,14,15,16..)
The jade emperor felt the Monkey king is just only bit unrefined.
That’s all !!!
The emperor asked the war lord
To give as a Naughty monkey title and cast him away.
Satisfied with the heavenly drink in the gathering
The jade emperor left the place
To begin his 500 years meditation
Leaving the Jade war load in-charge of heaven
But rather than obeying the words of Jade emperor command
The Jade war lord challenged the Money king for a fight,
AND SO,
High above the five elements mountain of fruits and flowers
THE BATTLE OF IMMORTALITY WAS FOUGHT..
Here it goes….
Unable to defeat The Monkey king
The war lord replied The Monkey king..
“Without your weapon you are nothing but a lonely hermit
No more weapons
No more stick magic
FIST against the FIST ?”
The Monkey King was too trusting
And believed war lord`s words
Lying down his magic stick
As he kept down the stick
The warlord played a trick
And cast the stick far away.
And made The Monkey king into a STONE.
And Said,
MARTIAL ART IS BASED ON DECEPTION , MY FRIEND..
Being immortal The Money king could not be killed
Only made as a Stone
At that moment a secret prophecy was written that…
A researcher from west will come one day
And restore the stick
And free The Monkey king
To Life.
So how is he freed ?
Watch THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM..




















